Tuesday, June 10, 2008

"Err"otic..


He recently turned 25 but never had done it...all his life ...had heard so many stories from his friends but never in his wildest dreams he thought he would also end up doing it...but blame it on the new modern world or call it the cosmetic society and its wonders...he had to do it...he just, had to do it...and it was just a matter of time before he started sharing his experiences with others too.....
His parents had strong "roots" but for him fate had a different tale...a tale which he would have to bear all throughout and share it till the end of his very life....yet he was not regretful....because he was left with no options....that was the only way he could concentrate....however decision making ia always difficult....but as one would normally do with a sane mind..he persuaded himself....yes he had to do it........" आखीर वह कोई जुर्म नही कर रहा "....
time passed...after consulting several other like minded professionals...he decided upon the day...sometimes we create history in our lives too....and this was a big day for him....he could not sleep properly the night before he actually did it....for the excitement and fear were running all throughout his veins in equal proprtion.....
The day dawned....he had a heavy lunch but a light dinner....and he then drove his car...all the way to the "HER" den....Her den was quite popular and she was supposed to be a very good natured human being...she was very young ...may be in her mid 30's....and had helped many of them ....realise ....they even vowed...that she took each and every case with utmost patience and pleasure.....And here he comes.....
there is a queue of persons who have come before him...and need attention too.....he bit his nails in desperation till the time...when she actually called him ..in..yeah right across her.......he just could not think of anything else and asked her to do it as fast as she could but she was all ears and in no hurry....she exclaimed with her rich experience and could understand his virgin experience.....
She asked him to open up .....!@#$%^&*.... and finally he was done....he looked good...he had never imagined it would be such a nice thing but yes the thing was strong, sturdy and firm...he paid her...and with a million of thanks returned happily to home.....For him...it was the first time...but he would cherish it all his life time and for her it was ....a usual day to day life....she hates nowadays ...her profession.....afterall opening up is such a sick thing...ain't it!

imagine our communication...without being specific on nouns...the whole world would go for a toss...as you all would have gone.....folks, am talking of Him ...a patient who just had "Root Canal with Cap"..through..Her..a popular good natured and ethically morale dentist!

Saturday, June 7, 2008

How Personal is Computer ?


"अरे यार, तंग आ गया हूँ - मुझे थोड़ा गाना सुनने दे " .. Yo man..have you played a new version of Quake III ..Its much more exciting then NFS.. " रुक आज तेरा गाना रेकॉर्ड करता हूँ."..dude I have almost worked on it for hours but I still could not crack the total..something wrong with the spreadsheet...BTW, go home and watch that movie..I have ripped it on HDD...
Well these are some of the daily sentences which are in vogue all throughout. Just imagine who is at the epicentre of all these.....Yes we call it the Computer! Rather a Personal Computer!

Little did we imagine that this wonder invention of modern times would become such a necessity in our day to day household. Perhaps time has now come to call it The Man's Best friend. The dogs can go take break and better be confined only to Vodafone Ads. :).

I was wondering the time we spent during the course of the day with the computer is much more than we spend with our near and dear ones . For each and everything, PC is always called upon. Be it information or entertainment PC is the answer to all. Most of us start our day with the Outlook/ Lotus Notes and then are glued to our seats with our eyes focussed on the Screens for all the permutations and combinations of work we do all through out the day. As and when we switch on to the internet we gather so much of information and communicate with lots many people whom we perhaps have never met through popular chat windows or social networking sites. इतना हि नही जब घर जावो we listen to songs, watch videos, play games and write blogs et al ..courtesy PC . The extent of our dependence on the computer is graduated to it being termed as a necessity and we can hardly survive in this modern world without having any exposure to it. A PC is acting as a window to the whole virtual world and we don't bother about anything. Neither nature, nor outings, no social clubbing..Instead of taking his girl friend to a walk across the beach, Mr Romeo is busy chatting with her on the internet. Thanks to the computer! A kid is playing a new 3d game on the PC instead of asking his papa to go to the park. Thanks again! Hours and hours poor husband is unable to reach home and instead of spending some cosy time with his wife , who is he clinged upon???? No its not his secretary but its the PCs. We may term it as notebooks or laptops but the PC's have surely changed out lifestyle. By no means I wish the readers to conclude that I hate computers but it seems to me that we are slowly losing the human touch and are becoming mechanic. In the beginning of the century an existence of PC was considered a realm of fantasy but today its reality. The gradual metamorphosis of PCs into some Androids is inevitable in coming days.
There is no running from the fact that the computer is by far the best invention ever seen in the mankind but I just can say one thing, it makes life so Impersonal. And then we get masked by advertising gurus, who say.."The Computer is Personal Again"..Do you really think its personal??

Saturday, May 31, 2008

REVIVAL


Revival - restoration to life, consciousness, vigor, strength, etc.

guys,

been a long time since I actually bogged but I don't know I was not getting inspired to write too many things. And I am not that sorts of person who would write for the sake of writing. You may note this is my second post for the year and we are almost half way down the year. No problems, I am not in a hurry. The whole life is waiting for me to write..:)

As I write this blog there is a purpose; Not to glorify that I am such a jerk who is not paying attention of all the things in this world..My ASHWORLD-(blog) nor to uncork a champagne that I have done it - But to focus on this word "revival"

Yes I know most of you know this word but I am absolutely sure we have "n" things to revive and the list is big. Someone might want to revive a habit, hobby, practice, custom or a relationship. Yet we are unable to do it many a times. The state of being busy is the most common attribute we blame on not reviving things. True to some extent but I feel the main culprit is the intent. If we think core to the issue, revival to a large extent depends on the intent of the reviver.

If I intent to aim at reviving there is no one stopping me from doing it. Yes, I have started reviving my blog. I don't fear the results but the intent is honest and will work towards it. Hope to write some nice discussions, funnier stories and many more topics. And this time I have got inspired because of nature. The nature has created so many things. It livens, burns, buries, sways, rains, dries, destroys and never stops and keeps on reviving. Things which you have created will need to be revived till they die. And I won't let my blog die so early (abhi toh uski shaadi bhi nahi hui )And alongwith my blog there would be other things which I would slowly revive. And after you read this blog, please note the things which you would like to revive. After all LIFE is wonderful and nothing is great then reviving things which have been lost in the CYCLE of TIME.

Now, get working. 'Cos its the time to REVIVE.


Sunday, January 20, 2008

DO FEAR AND GREED SURPASS DEATH????

The world is full of so many stories but a few of them have lessons so well imbibed in them which sometimes go beyond a fairy tale juxtaposition and apply to your life, our life.
I am gonna put one such story which many of you might have read somewhere but the morale I got it inspired me to put it across in the blogworld. My effort would only be rewarded if a few beings read it and get the essence of it...
Story..
A snake was hunting a rabbit that was running for it's life. Hungry for a long time, the snake would relish this hunt. Swaying across the tiny bushes, the rabbit would lease its life in salvation if at all it would survive this wrath of its destiny. Meanwhile two eagles are watching this game of "survival of the fittest" from above and are praying heavens for getting their feast for the day.
Just when the snake was about to pounce on the rabbit's tiny life, the eagles catchhold both of them in their flight. Held tight in their respective claws, the reptile and the rabbit can still each other even after being held victim of the wild bird. The fate of all is almost sealed now.
However the rabbit is still fearing it might make its way into the snake's throat and has almost forgot that anyways the eagle is going to have it! In sharp contrast, the snake is waiting for its hopeless chance to have one bite before being gulped by the predator......
Apply this to your real life and you find that the experiences accounted for the rabbit and the snake exemplify one nice morale. "Fear of Death" is sometimes more horrible than DEATH and "Greed" would always vanish after DEATH
Isn't this very true with LIFE? And we are thankful that the hunt for the morale was successful by the storyteller......

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

SAVE EARTH.....

A few things to save the world from the chaos...





Try and use a public transport wherever possible

Put off the TV's from the standby mode whenever not in use for longer hours.

Encourage institutions which are doing research into non-conventioneal energy resources like Solar , Wind and tidal energy

Do plant trees!! Encourage Afforestation.

Do not litter when you move in trains and buses. Keep the environment clean and healthy.

Try making people aware about the global issues which are killing our Mother Earth , day in day out....

REACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

time is running out!!

Excuse me, did you forget something?

They say this is a technologically advanced world but just wait for a second and you would probably derive a conclusion its very fast paced too..Just ask yourself when did you last visit your ailing school teacher...Just ask yourself when did you last play Cricket with the friends who used to play with you for hours and hours.....Just ask yourself when did you go with your family to one nice outing...Just ask yourself when did you spend time with yourself seeking solace in the deep world of meditation............God, this is crazy!!

I am sure there would be exceptions to the above questions but some or the other point we all have felt depressed because time in running out...and its running on top gear....

Often I feel that I have so many things lined and planned but I manage to complete hardly few of them. The reason being time is running out. And day in and day out we all are getting galloped by this 4 letter word called"busy"..Its very sad on our part that we are not giving enough time to recreate, regenerate or recharge ourselves.......

Where are we leading....

Before I speak one whole session on this I just want to say

STOP.....THINK..... LIVE......LIFE!

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Learn from the AUSSIES!

Someone rightly said, "Cricket for me is a religion"

I strongly believe in the game and try to learn few attributes from it!And when it comes to learning there is no better team then the Wizards of Oz

A team which has kept its dominant supremacy for last 15 years. Just glimpse through their strategies and we probably could end up learning so many facets in our professional as well personal life.

The rules are simple!

1. Attack is a great form of defence.
2. Aggression is power and Agression right from the word Go is absolute power.
3. Probably your worst enemy is you,yourself.
4. Teamwork is more of We and less of Me.
5. Laurels and Criticism are part and parcel of your life.
6. "Form" yourself before you "Perform"
7. Wear an atttitude,if you dare not to fear anyone.
8. Don't set an example, Be an example
9. Be a Squad and not a team with bench strength.
10.Mental Toughness wins you half the race.
11.Don't play to win or lose but play for your LIFE...

Remember Fortune Favours the Brave!

Whenever, wherever, whoever, whatsoever wants to do something just work on the simple rules and you would only be glorifying one adjective........THE BEST!!